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White House edits Orlando 911 transcript to say shooter pledged allegiance to NRA and Republican Party.
Trump signs executive order making California and New York national monuments; residents have two days to vacate.Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back.Gov so bad, it now flashes 'Error 808' message NSA marks National Best Friend Day with official announcement: "Government is your best friend; we know you like no one else, we're always there, we're always willing to listen" Al Qaeda cancels attack on USA citing.Post-election shopping tip: look for the PoliticsFree label at your local grocer to make sure you don't buy from companies that don't want your business anymore.Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth".Movie news: 'The Big Friendly Giant Government' flops at box office; audiences say "It's creepy".
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Breaking: the Clinton Foundation set to investigate the FBI.