Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth".
Patrick's Day official holiday.
In Hillary's America, email server scrubs you.
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Obama transfers his Nobel Peace Prize to anti-Trump rioters.
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